(via southparkrox)
let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine
the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket
not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.
(via slapmytitties)
Of The Orange
Teacher : Did you ever hear the story of the orange
Child : No
Teacher : aw too bad
